Dude what even is your name? Like. Are you "E-dan-MMMPUM" are you "Eda-NJSKFJKkl" are you "Edan-m-p-m" Like really. Are you even real? Do you even exist? Are you just Cris's sexual fantasy? Well? Are you?? I need answers ok this is bothering me
THE MPM IS JUST LETTERS. IT STANDS FOR “MULTIPLAYER MORONS”, WHICH IS A SHITTY THING CRIS AND I ARE IN.
ALSO MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED LIKE ‘EE-DAWN’.
SO I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME DID END UP ARRIVING HALLOWEEN DAY. I WAS ONLY ANGRY BECAUSE I MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO WEAR IT TO SCHOOL. I PUT OFF POSTING ABOUT IT BECAUSE I DON’T FEEL LIKE HAVING TO WRITE THE TAGS TO GO WITH A TUMBLR POST.
MAYBE PICTURES LATER.
Sucks to be you!
SAYS THE FLOATING GRAY BALL WITH SUNGLASSES
FEK U BICH
SO I ORDERED THIS SHIT FOR HALLOWEEN OVER 2 WEEKS AGO, AND THE SHIT STILL HASN’T COME.
FUCK THE COMPANY THAT MAKES THIS.
WHY WOULD YOU NOT BE RUSHING PRODUCTION FOR THIS SHIT IN MOTHERFUCKING OCTOBER? WHY WOULD YOU JUST USE SLOW-AS-FUCK USPS SHIPPING WITHOUT ANY OPTIONS FOR EXPEDITED?
NOW I’VE GOT NO CUNTFUCKLING COSTUME FOR SHITMUCKLING HALLOW-ASS-WEEN. MOTHERFUCKER.