A LOT OF TUMBLR USERS POST THEMSELVES GOING TO THE PARK OR THE MALL OR SOME SHIT. FUCK THAT, I’M TOO FUCKING HARDCORE FOR THAT. I AM ONE BADASS MOTHERFUCKER (WITHIN THE PARAMETERS OF CALIFORNIA STATE LAW, AND REMEMBER, SAFETY FIRST), DON’T YOU FORGET THAT SHIT, YOU FUCKING COCKMONGLING ASSLORDS..